How the Wonderful Life of the Wand of Stars Started.
(post script: title has been changed to How the Wand of Stars Made Fantastic Life)
Once upon a time there was a prince and princess and one day they had to break the powers of an evil villain with wand-power so powerful more powerful than his own powers and that was the Wand of Stars and one day they met on the road and they went and at that moment they camped at a small mountain and they went on and at last they came to a gigantic mountain and they saw something gleaming on the top of the mountain and they climbed the mountain and sure enough it was the Wand of Stars so they brought it back home and they found the evil villain riding on a dark black horse and now at this very moment found out that the magic words could be anything so they held it right in front of him and said something random and they got married and lived happily ever after.
Clearly, punctuation is utterly unnecessary when you have amazing words like and and so in the English language. How the Wonderful Life of the Wand of Stars Started is beautifully illustrated, too. She gazed at her creation lovingly for quite some time and then said,
Yes, I can. Five minutes later.
Have you put it on the bookshelf, mama?
Did you put it in the fantastic section?