He actually had a reason why he did that. Cain killed Abel because Abel gave God a good gift. And Cain didn’t give God a good gift. And Cain was jealous. So he killed him. We were all suitably impressed with her interpretation.
You know a lot about the bible, hey?
Yes. I’m actually quite a holy girl. Do you want to know why I’m holy?
Who wouldn’t want to know? This is the secret to all my goals in life and she knows it. I am so excited.
I’m a holy girl because I remind people about fairies. And fairies remind people about wings and wings remind people about angels and angels remind people about God. That’s how I remind people about God.
Wow. That is pretty good. So simple. Here I’ve been, lamely slogging out the path to holiness and she has it all wrapped up in a neat little bundle.